Bryoni and the Inter-Dimensional Crystal Clown Crisis

You are Bryoni. You make bad choices. 

You’re mid-session in The Withered Spoon pub, full of booze and empty of wallet, when an altercation with a surly doorman breaks your beloved crystal clown necklace – and with it the fabric of inter-dimensional space. Suddenly you find yourself trapped in the pub, in 36 dimensions! 

You must find the six Pieces of Clown and to reunite the fabric of the universe before the Doorman bars you in all dimensions. But it’s Friday night, so for the love of god, don’t sober up!

Fight, steal, and if you need to, hide in the loos to achieve your objective and reward yourself with a lovely kebab. Fail in your mission and find yourself locked outside the pub for all eternity, or at least until your hangover literally kills you. 

[Might not be suitable for all ages. If you're old enough to know drinking and fighting does not make you cool, you're probably old enough to play. Remember, BRYONI IS NOT A ROLE MODEL!]